the libertines

I stole nuts from The Dirty Pretty Things

rockandrolltedium:

I once worked in a student union bar that hosted a free Dirty Pretty Things gig. After the show, I went into their dressing room (which was just a box room behind the DJ booth) to clean up. They’d left their rider completely untouched apart from a bottle of Jack Daniels. There was also a pint of piss in the corner.

I made off with a slice of pizza, a dozen cans of Diet Coke and a family size bag of KP Nuts (salted).

I decided to leave the piss where it was.

by Joe R